Ratt Damon's trading desk
Ratt Damon trades a real Solana wallet in public, $10 a bet since 13 Oct (earlier $6–$40), with a simulated rat brain (55,583 neurons, no living animal). The rules decide which coins are allowed; the simulated striatum's score picks among them; measured on 3 Nov, the pick is no better than a coin flip. So far he is up: the wallet holds $0.62 against the −$6.85 put in, +$7.47 (−109.1%). Bot ledger: −$44.12 realized over 485 closed trades, 50.5% won. Paused by its stop rule right now: no new buys since 5 Nov 04:12 UTC. Every trade links to its transaction.
Paused· rolling stop
Ratt DamonWallet
Real moneyIn SOL: +0.3946 SOL (−101.9%). SOL was about $17.69 when the money went in and is $83.16 now; the dollar result includes that move.
Total since 17 Sep 2026: −$44.12 over 485 closed trades.
The ledger leaves out buy-side fees and token-account rent, so it does not match the wallet. The wallet is the number you can check on Solscan.
Trade tape
Real| UTC | Side | Coin | Result | Transaction |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 Nov | Sell | USPR | +$0.93 | |
| 5 Nov | Sell | ALON | +$0.03 | |
| 5 Nov | Sell | DEM | +$0.04 | |
| 5 Nov | Buy | USPR | $10.00 in | |
| 5 Nov | Sell | TROLL | +$0.03 | |
| 5 Nov | Buy | ALON | $10.00 in | |
| 5 Nov | Buy | DEM | $10.00 in | |
| 5 Nov | Sell | $WIF | −$0.14 | |
| 5 Nov | Buy | TROLL | $10.00 in | |
| 4 Nov | Sell | JEANPHIL | −$0.87 | |
| 4 Nov | Buy | $WIF | $10.00 in | |
| 4 Nov | Sell | GATO | +$0.15 | |
| 4 Nov | Sell | FLOAT | −$1.57 | |
| 4 Nov | Buy | GATO | $10.00 in | |
| 4 Nov | Sell | GATO | +$0.13 | |
| 4 Nov | Buy | FLOAT | $10.00 in | |
| 4 Nov | Buy | JEANPHIL | $10.00 in | |
| 4 Nov | Sell | CATE | −$0.59 | |
| 4 Nov | Sell | TROLL | +$0.03 | |
| 4 Nov | Buy | GATO | $10.00 in | |
| 4 Nov | Sell | Fartcoin | −$0.30 | |
| 4 Nov | Buy | CATE | $10.00 in | |
| 4 Nov | Sell | JEANPHIL | +$2.80 | |
| 4 Nov | Buy | TROLL | $10.00 in | |
| 4 Nov | Buy | Fartcoin | $10.00 in | |
| 4 Nov | Buy | JEANPHIL | $10.00 in | |
| 4 Nov | Sell | AODF | −$9.49 | |
| 4 Nov | Sell | GATO | +$0.28 | |
| 4 Nov | Buy | GATO | $10.00 in | |
| 4 Nov | Sell | Percolator | −$0.56 |
Token
Not launched- What holding gives
- No share of Damon's wallet, no payout.
- Creator fees
- Their use is published here, with transactions, once there are any.
- Get a rat
- Not open yet.
Open positions
RealHe buys nothing new until the stop is cleared. No new buys since 5 Nov 04:12 UTC.
What we learned · what grew
MixedFrom real records since the first real buy on 17 Sep. The brain is a simulation; the trades and the money are real.
Grew
Learned, and changed
- real money: 3 Oct: one rug (GOIF) took $38.66, the biggest single loss. Since 6 Oct a holder check runs before every buy; the worst trade since is −100.0% (184 trades). Too rare to prove: one such loss in 301 trades before. 2 more since, so the check did not stop them.
- real money, simulated: 30 Sep: the brain's high-conviction picks had won 78% on past trades, so their bets were doubled. On the trades since, they won 37.5% (88 trades), −2.21% a trade, −1.08% without GOIF. Bets are flat again: $10 a bet since 13 Oct (earlier $6–$40).
- real money: 30 Sep: a rolling stop pauses buying when recent real trades are net negative. It fired 6 times, pausing buying 11.6 days in all. The breaker fired 3 times (23.0 days; 19.4 in one stretch until a person lifted it on 2 Nov). In all, no buying 62% of the time.
- real money, hindsight: Coins born on pump.fun: −$70.44 over 261 trades (−$38.66 of it GOIF alone); the others: +$26.32 over 224. Found after the fact, so no filter yet. Since 3 Nov: 31 and 21 trades, far too few to tell.
Did not grow
- real money: Money: −$6.85 put in, $0.62 now (−109.1%). The same SOL simply held would be worth −$32.20, so SOL's fall cost $25.35 and the trading added $32.82 (+0.395 SOL).
- real money: Since the 6 Oct changes: 184 trades, −$36.36 in the bot ledger, 46% won, −1.79% a trade (before, without GOIF: +0.65%). The worst losses got smaller; results did not get better.
- real money, simulated: The brain's conviction does not predict results: correlation +0.01 over 485 real trades (1 would be perfect, 0 is none).
- simulated, measured 3 nov: Its memory does not keep: a lesson's trace shrinks by about two-thirds every 8 brain-minutes and is nearly gone within about 40, and its plastic wiring is within ±0.3% of how it was built.
- simulated: Brain: 55,583 neurons since 14 Sep, never grown; one run, never reset; 45.6 simulated days in 56.7 calendar days.
- paper: Proven edges: 0. Swarm 0 of 13 ideas, exit rules 0 of 8 (a random exit still leads on pooled paper and real trades), tournament none.
Research
PaperResearch rats test trading ideas on paper. A skeptical judge decides; nothing reaches the real wallet without proof.
Swarm614 paper trades
Exit lab03:24:48 UTC
Other ways out, replayed on 98 of his real trades. Best so far: stop −10%; at 45 min out unless ≥ +5%; then trail 20% under peak; 24… (+$0.09 a trade against his actual exits), not proven. 3 of 8 rules discarded.
Slow lab03:05:27 UTC
Funding carry is the only candidate of 3; its paper forward test began 3 Nov.
His browser
Real screenHow it works
- Sniff the board
Liquid Solana tokens: momentum, order flow, volume and on-chain risk become smells.
- Read about it
His own Chromium searches the name, X, the holders and who deployed it.
- Pick one
Safety rules decide which coins are allowed. Among them, his simulated striatum's score picks one once it clears a bar; measured on 3 Nov, that pick is no better than a coin flip.
- Small, capped bets
$10 a bet since 13 Oct (earlier $6–$40), a cap on what is open at once, and stop rules that freeze buying when the wallet slides.
- Sell by rule
A time limit, a trailing stop, a stop loss, a take-profit or the callers leaving sells, never the brain. Each real close is sent to the brain; the trace is nearly gone within the hour.
- In public
Every buy and sell is a Solana transaction anyone can open.